类别: 行业时讯 时间: 2020-08-10 来源:募格学术 微博
@好人夏妮露米纳斯发布了一条微博——下午和俩研究生同学聊天,一个说,好想嫁个有钱老公。另一个说,我也是。我好奇插了一句,有钱了你们想干嘛?本以为她们会说逛街美容买衣服之类,没想到俩姑娘眼睛放光,兴奋的讨论起来:有钱了就可以自由的做研究啊……对啊对啊,想要什么试剂就让老公给买……
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我若有了充足的科研经费——
第一,给博士和硕士研究生涨补助,在现有基础上翻两番,让他们经济独立,更能安心做科研;
第二,争取增加办公室和实验室面积,争取翻一番;
第三,理性买设备,提高共享率,避免变相私有化;
第四,改善实验室条件,进行一些基本建设;
第五,让研究生和本科生多参加国内外学术会议,多长见识。
哈哈,全是白日梦!回到现实,艰苦奋斗吧!如此,也无愧于天,也没误学生。
年轻人终究是too young too naive,我早想好了,有钱了建自己的研究所,办自己的杂志,想搞啥搞啥,再不用看编辑和审稿人的脸色。
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