@好人夏妮露米纳斯发布了一条微博——下午和俩研究生同学聊天，一个说，好想嫁个有钱老公。另一个说，我也是。我好奇插了一句，有钱了你们想干嘛？本以为她们会说逛街美容买衣服之类，没想到俩姑娘眼睛放光，兴奋的讨论起来：有钱了就可以自由的做研究啊……对啊对啊，想要什么试剂就让老公给买……

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HAIYOUYIPIRENYOUZHEWANZHENGDEBAIRIMENGJIHUA：

我若有了充足的科研经费——

第一，给博士和硕士研究生涨补助，在现有基础上翻两番，让他们经济独立，更能安心做科研；

第二，争取增加办公室和实验室面积，争取翻一番；

第三，理性买设备，提高共享率，避免变相私有化；

第四，改善实验室条件，进行一些基本建设；

第五，让研究生和本科生多参加国内外学术会议，多长见识。

哈哈，全是白日梦！回到现实，艰苦奋斗吧！如此，也无愧于天，也没误学生。

年轻人终究是too young too naive，我早想好了，有钱了建自己的研究所，办自己的杂志，想搞啥搞啥，再不用看编辑和审稿人的脸色。

ZIXIXIANGXIANG，MOMINGDEXINSUANSHIZENMEHUISHI？